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Joke of the Day
"What is a chinese pirate an expert at? Flying a plane."
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"What do you call a cross between a human and a monkey? A nigger."
"Ate a burger while reading about the worst burgers in America. Now I'm gonna read about the decline of society while I tweet."
"My dream girl? Dirty blond hair, strong arms, cold eyes, immaculately shaped facial hair, no remorse -Are you describing Chuck Norris? Yes"
"Having the worst day ever. All traffic lights I passed were green so I had to stop on the side of the road to check my Facebook."
"""Did you go shopping for my birthday present?"" ""Yeah and I found the perfect thing."" ""What thing is that?"" ""Nothing!"""
"Did you hear about the Polish suicide bomber? 42 successful missions"
"What did the black pedophile say? ""Hey kid, wanna help me snatch some candy?"""
"How many gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky."
"It all... The title says it all."