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Joke of the Day

"So sick of hearing how sexy guys with accents are. I've had my Hyundai Accent since '04 & not one girl has complimented it yet."

"How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf? He became a vegetarian."

"Have you heard the one about the roof? never mind, just forget about it, it's probably over your head."

"What did the boots say to the cowboy? You ride -- I'll go on foot."

"If you assume all turtlenecks have sleeves, prepare to have your world rocked when this jacket comes off."

"How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's? They 'loin' fast!"

"If sex is a pain in the ass then you are doing it wrong"

"How do you spot a blind man at a nude beach? Well, it's not hard."

"Your Honor, for our opening motion in this murder trial, the defense would like to submit, as exhibit A, the victim's ringtone."

"What rhymes with orange No it doesn't"