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Joke of the Day

"A woman entered a psychiatrist's consulting room leadind a kangaroo.""I'm worried about my husband doctor "" she said. ""He keeps thinking he's a kangaroo! """

"I'm opening a pet grooming business. I'm calling it ""Bitch, I will cut you"""

"Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed? On charges of battery."

"What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite"

"I climaxed on a blind girl's boobs yesterday She didn't see it coming"

"Prom tip: DON'T HAVE A BABY"

"Have you heard the one about the gay termite? He only eats mail boxes. (male boxes). Hmm. Works way better when told out loud."

"I can't feel my face when I'm with you, but I love it. Doctor: This is your third Botox appointment. That wasn't even funny the first time."

"So, they recently discovered a recording of Michael Jackson covering Bob Marley It was titled ""One Glove"""

"A couple who are silly together stay together."