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Joke of the Day

"A woman entered a psychiatrist's consulting room leadind a kangaroo.""I'm worried about my husband doctor "" she said. ""He keeps thinking he's a kangaroo! """

"Due tomorrow, do tomorrow."

"Where should you drown a hipster? In the mainstream."

"Anyone who shows up late to work, wearing shades and clutching a Gatorade is about to tell a lie."

"awesome jokes guys keep em coming As a single father, I love browsing this subreddit so when I see my wifes kids once a month I have a lot of epic jokes to tell them. Keep em coming!"

"What do you call a funny mosquito? Malarious -My gf's homemade joke"

"Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any."

"It's so cold outside... I even saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!"

"If you never include your body in your selfies, I am forced to assume that you don't have one. Carry on floating head selfie chick."

"What do you call two women standing side by side? Four abreast!"