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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a king rips a fart?.. Air to the throne."
Next Joke
"After my prostate exam.... After my prostate exam, the doctor left. Then the nurse came. At that point, she whispered the 5 words no man wants to hear: ""Who the fuck was that?"""
"Orange juice factory Why did the guy get fired from the orange juice factory? He couldn't concentrate"
"What's the worst animal to play cards with? A cheetah. Because it'll rip your fucking face off."
"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea."
"Perk of being an abortion doctor One perk of being an abortion doctor is that you don't have to worry about dog's food"
"Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore? This guy."
"How do you circumcised a whale? Four skin divers"
"Men and women are like cats and dogs... You can't have sex with them in public."
"Don't just upgrade Windows 8 Up-upgrade it."