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Joke of the Day
"Why does a cow have hooves but not feet? Cause they lactose."
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"What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake? It's not my fault."
"What do you call a stoner with down syndrome? A baked potato."
"Guys, always let the ladies finish first. It's just common coitusey."
"What's in a divorce fruit salad? alemony"
"What do you call a guy that never farts in public? A privet tutor"
"To all the ""cougars"" out there, shame on you for not calling yourselves ""Thundercats"" shame. on. you."
"Me: I haven't tweeted in days. Wife: Oh no! Hold on... *opens laptop *types Wife: Phew! Me: What? Wife: Looks like the Internet survived."
"Im voting Hillary Clinton this year. Because she dosnt suck"
"What do my dad and God have in common? I've never seen or heard from either of them."