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Joke of the Day
"Guys, always let the ladies finish first. It's just common coitusey."
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"Before I had kids I never really reflected on life's little mysteries. For example, why is my toothbrush under the couch?"
"Just won a Nobel Prize for untangling a pair of Apple earbuds."
"This mallard waddled into a bar... Should've ducked."
"Rhonda Rousey is starring in a remake of Roadhouse. Now I won't feel weird jerking off to that movie."
"I Wasn't Too Keen On The Idea Of Gay Parenting Until I met my wife, who was raised by two dads. That's when I came to my senses and realized.. NO MOTHER-IN-LAW!"
"What is a sluts favourite drink? 7-Up in cider"
"""LOOK, MA!!!!! NO DIGNITY!!!!"""
"How do you call a gay Jew? Heblew."
"A dyslexic man... Walks into a bra."