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Joke of the Day

"What's in a divorce fruit salad? alemony"

"What do you call someone who murders a hundred people with a potato masher? A mash murderer."

"A fella visited his doctor and says "" hi doc, I'm totally depressed and suicidal because I can do crosswords very easily and quickly"" Doctor says "" hey come on now, don't get two down""!"

"Darth Vader: What is the temperature of my son's lightsaber? Lukewarm."

"What's better than roses on your piano? Two lips on your organ."

"A Cleveland Browns fan passed away In his will, he wrote that he wanted 6 players from the team to serve as his pallbearers, so that they could let him down one last time."

"There are 10 types of people in this world Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who where expecting a ternary joke."

"My boss is so inappropriate at work Whenever there's an opportunity for innuendo he slips it in"

"Why did the man name his daughter Candy? She was the sweetest mistake he ever made."

"I'm making a documentary... I'm making a controversial documentary that reveals decades of covered-up sexual misconduct in youth tennis programs across the country. It's called *15 - Love*."