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Joke of the Day
"What's in a divorce fruit salad? alemony"
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"I'm NOT ashamed of my body. I worked hard for athletic build, healthy brown hair, 4 gorgeous legs, strong neck, big wet nose, clip clop feet"
"Wait till the hamburglar finds out about money"
"A giraffe walks into a bar. He slides up to the bar tender and says ""High balls are on me""."
"This weather girl is giving the weather report and her titties are blocking the state of Texas. #LoneStartitties"
"What do women and dog poop have in common? The older they are the easier they are to pick up."
"Why don't atheists use exponents? Because they don't believe in higher powers."
"I'm going to open an ISIS themed cafe called Allahu Snackbar - our food is the bomb."
"What do you call the delivery boy at an Indian restaurant? Curry-er."
"The butcher is introducing his wife to some friends... so he says ""Meet Patty!"""