113103

Joke of the Day

"To all the ""cougars"" out there, shame on you for not calling yourselves ""Thundercats"" shame. on. you."

"What kind of sex toys do terrorists prefer? Blow up dolls."

"How do you install ""blackout curtains""? They just get hammered."

"What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know? Jiu Jitsu."

"What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan? The Pirates always lose."

"Where do men with erectile dysfunction go to find a job? Ubisoft"

"I changed my wifi name to ""14.4k dial up connection"" so no one would bother stealing my signal."

"I like my women like I like my coffee... Ground up and in a can."

"If you've ever wondered why an animal is stupid enough to run into oncoming traffic on the highway, then you've obviously never been married."

"My Favorite Blonde Joke Having sex with a blonde is kinda like sitting down onto a warm toilet seat. It feels nice, but you gotta wonder who was there before you."