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Joke of the Day

"To all the ""cougars"" out there, shame on you for not calling yourselves ""Thundercats"" shame. on. you."

"How do you make a dead baby float? Nail a piece of styrofoam to its head."

"What was the name of Russia's first female traffic cop? Ivana Pulyova"

"Pour motor oil over a stack of CDs. Ta-da! Robot pancakes."

"Oh you love your mom's cooking? Name 4 of her dishes."

"It's kind of annoying that my wife said something about glistening but when I asked her to repeat it she just got mad."

"*job interview* Boss: Give an example of when you've done something creative Me: When I listed my 'experience' on the application form"

"I want Rebecca Black to make a music video for every day of the week! Said by nobody. Ever."

"I may be nodding and smiling, but I'm secretly diagnosing you."

"Two rabbits were being chased by a group of hunters One turned to the other and asked ""Do we make a run for it or stay here and outnumber them?"""