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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a guy that never farts in public? A privet tutor"

"I just came in from ________ and boy are my ________ tired. Taco Bell, Bowels"

"Kinda cool how they based an entire country off of Mexican food."

"Did you hear about the alligator who couldn't get a hard-on? He had a reptile dysfunction."

"What's the only bank franchise that doesn't have ATMs? Sperm banks."

"Bathroom mirrors are either the luckiest or the unluckiest objects in the house."

"Divorce court is like regular court except the judge sentences you to freedom."

"What's the name of the Russian Bee Gees cover band? KGBGs"

"Which doctors suffer the highest rates of depression and suicide? Dentists. They are down in the mouth all day."

"[Cat birthday party] *Cat opens gift from her husband* ""It's...an empty box."" *silence* ""Oh honey, I love it!"""