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Joke of the Day

"If i had a dollar for everytime someone called me a racist black people would probably come rob me."

"What did the vegetarian do to get ripped? He juiced..."

"If you ever feeling worthless, just remember that Gotham City has a police department."

"Best pick up line I've ever heard Would you mind holding my beer while I go take a shit? ....If she is still standing there. She's a keeper!"

"What do you call a Kardassian on a boat? ...A sea Gul"

"Police Officer and the Pothead Police Officer: ""How high are you?"" Pothead: ""No officer, it's ""Hi, How are you?"""

"If I had a dollar every time someone called my mother a whore... I'd be the richest client she ever had"

"I'm starting to think that the gym isn't really for me. I went this morning and laid down on the mat to do some sit-ups. I woke up 2 hours later."

"I have caller ID for the front door. If you don't call me first, I am NOT answering the door."

"THEM: Let's head down to Paradise City. I heard the girls are really hot there. ME: What's the grass situation?"