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Joke of the Day

"If i had a dollar for everytime someone called me a racist black people would probably come rob me."

"What is China's favorite ice cream flavor? Licorice"

"In a parallel universe, a zebra is walking around her contemporary decorated house, on top of a skinned blonde chick with big hoops rug."

"Once you've seen one shopping centre... You've seen the mall."

"What is the best gift to give a gay geneticist? designer genes"

"Whenever I drink I turn into Jason Bourne. I can't remember much, fighting comes naturally, and I have a sudden need to evade the law."

"How many immigrants does donald trump need to change a lightbulb? None because no juan will be left to change it"

"Google Assistant gave me that one What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener"

"I was so depressed dat my ATM displayed someone else's balance to cheer me up"

"What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job"