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Joke of the Day

"What is the best gift to give a gay geneticist? designer genes"

"What was said the boiled waters funeral? You will be mist."

"Last year 52 Americans were shot by people who barely speak english, have no marketable skills, and are prone to angry outburst based on their views... ...toddlers are the worst."

"They say a woman knows after 7 seconds whether or not she wants to have sex... Good thing I only last 5."

"Finding $5 you didn't know you had is awesome til you realize you're 34, it's 2011 & $5 won't even buy enough gas to drive you off a cliff."

"yo mama... yo mama so stupid she thinks yo mama jokes are still funny"

"What do you call a pile of kittens? A Meowntain"

"Help stop early childhood obesity It's as easy taking candy from a baby."

"I trust J.D. Power, but not his shifty ""Associates"""

"i've decided to start a new healthier lifestyle. I'm adding cranberry juice to my morning Vodka."