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Joke of the Day

"How many immigrants does donald trump need to change a lightbulb? None because no juan will be left to change it"

"Teacher I can't solve this problem. Any five year old should be able to solve this one. No wonder I can't do it then I'm nearly ten!"

"Dear toilet paper makers, We've all unexpectedly run out at some point. Please make the tube in the middle softer. Sincerely, Our asses."

"My son is a star mathlete. He has developed a geometric formula for fitting his body perfectly into a locker."

"Thanks to yesterday's chili, I can definitively tell you that there are 242 tiles in this bathroom stall."

"Job interview with Al-Qaeda Had a job interview with Al-Qaeda today. ""Where do you see yourself exploding in five years? "", they asked."

"Which doesn't belong: Meat, a Blow Job, Your Wife, An Egg A blowjob, because you can't beat a blowjob."

"I tried to catch fog today I mist"

"What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium."

"What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy? Inheritance."