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Joke of the Day
"I found out why I'm still single. Apparently, you have to go outside and let people see you."
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"Do you before read your tweets even sending them?"
"I was about to tell a hilarious joke about chemistry.. ..but last time I did, I couldn't handle the reactions."
"Who's your favorite running back? Haha http://www.mayfieldsportsmarketing.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Ha-Ha-Clinton-Dix.jpg"
"A muslim walks into a bar No one survived the blast."
"My love life. ..."
"I'm an atheist but if lightning struck Trump during his victory speech I'd become a monk."
"I met this amazing girl while speed dating. We stayed up all night and day just talking and giggling and I guess speed will do that to you."
"How do gingers make friends? No seriously, im getting lonely."
"You guys wanna see something cool? http://www.fda.gov/ucm/groups/fdagov-public/documents/image/ucm197598.bmp"