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Joke of the Day

"How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four: One to drop it, Three to pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up."

"My black friend asked me where to find the color copier I said it's 2015 and he can use whatever copier he wants to"

"Where does one apply to be a ""kept man""?"

"I love my relationship with my bed. No commitment needed. We just sleep together every night."

"Why is suicide illegal? Because no one wants to clean up your mess."

"What if Stephen Hawking was the real slim shady... But we didn't know because he couldn't stand up?"

"I visited Amsterdam this summer, and decided to have sex with a prostitute. It was an overall positive experience. Sadly, it was an HIV positive experience."

"I only believe 12.5% of what the Bible says. Which makes me an eighth theist."

"You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, you can cry when the girl you used to babysit gets engaged before you do."

"For people who say bernie sanders and is socialist ideals is going to revive the red scare... Actually we're blue... (Go bernie!)"