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Joke of the Day

"My married life is awesome. I cook for my wife and she does my laundry. We are maid for each other."

"Magicians in The Future ""I need a volunteer. Hmm... Yes, you! The attack helicopter in the red shirt!"""

"why the sadman buy keybord? because is the ""key"" to hapennies"

"Maybe the raccoons threw away something very important. Did you ever think about that you big jerk."

"What did the cow say about the beef industry? I've got some steak in it."

"i was singing a christmas song I was Singing a Christmas song and I replaced mistel with camel"

"What's the difference between an Alto and a Tenor? The Tenor doesn't have hair on his back."

"What do you call a cow having a seizure? A milkshake."

"Why did the elf have to play with Mega Bloks? Because he was Legoless"

"A muslim arrives in paradise. He demands his 72 virgins but it turns out there just aren't enough women in heaven. He insists on his virgins. So he's given 72 female babies made in China."