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Joke of the Day
"Why is manna from heaven like horse hay? Both are food from aloft!"
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"How do you stop a woman giving you head? Marry her."
"Epilepsy joke What is blue and does not fit? A dead epileptic."
"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? AIDS"
"*dad walks in on me doing homework* ""HAH NERD MORE LIKE HOMOWORK"" Dad you're still in third grade ""Probably because I'm not a nerd like you"""
"I ate a donkey steak today It tasted like ass"
"Why doesn't Justin Bieber shop at Sports Authority? Cuz he likes Dicks."
"What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone? Are you vegan?"
"What do you call a masturbation session that ensued while doing maths? Numberwank."
"An atom is mugged by another atom... A bystander asks if he's OK. ""I think he got away with my favorite electron,"" he answered. ""Oh no! Are you sure?"" ""Yup, I'm positive."""