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Joke of the Day

"How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a Soviet Russian?"

"You guys ever hear the joke about the pizza? Nevermind, it's too cheesy... Those pizza jokes are all about the delivery."

"Why do women find Christian Grey so appealing? Beats me."

"Captain Hook hated Paper Scissors Rock since he could only play Question Mark, which had no value in the game."

"What is the most racist house chore? Laundry, because you have to sort the whites from the colors."

"Basically, our plans for the satanic ritual fell through, because we couldn't agree on whose turn it was to get the goat."

"You're really limiting yourself if you think sexual harassment is the only way to make your coworkers uncomfortable"

"Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains? Mountains peak."

"How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad? None, they were all minerals."

"How many Freudians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to fix the bulb and one to hold the penis. edit: LADDER I MEANT LADDER"