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Joke of the Day
"How do you get the water in a watermelon? Plant it in the spring."
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"What do u call a Jamaican proctologist? Poke'mon"
"How do you measure a great misunderstanding? In kiloWats"
"I made a bet with the butcher that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf...... .......He refused as the STEAKS were too high!!"
"A man is waiting on the bus... ""Would you mind coming down?"" The driver asked politely."
"Cop cars should play the jaws theme song"
"Im going to change my name on Facebook to ""Benefits"", so that when you add me it will say, ""You are now friends with benefits"""
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you drink out of that little thing?"
"Why did the dog eat the salad? For ruffage."
"It's a fact that Hitler's mother was a female so you can blame women for the holocaust"