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Joke of the Day
"A man is waiting on the bus... ""Would you mind coming down?"" The driver asked politely."
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"What's the difference between Ellen Pao and a pitbull? Lipstick"
"I loaned a blind guy some money... It's ok though. He said he'd pay me back next time he saw me."
"Why US didn't attack India, after twin-tower incident, looking for terrorists ? Because it didn't happen in 7/11"
"My grades are getting better Sike, that's the wrong subreddit"
"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? One makes your whole week, the other makes your hole weak."
"Why did the clock get banned from the library? It tocked too much"
"1st man: ""My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three o'clock this morning!"" 2nd man: ""Did they wake you?"" 1st man: ""Nah....I was up playing my bagpipes."""
"how i look like Broccoli: Hey, I look like a tree. Mushroom: Wow, I look just like an umbrella. Walnut: I look exactly like a brain. Banana: Man, can we change the topic please?"
"Group of 12 year old girls: We're scared of boys. Me: OMG, me tooooooo!"