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Joke of the Day

"I made a bet with the butcher that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf...... .......He refused as the STEAKS were too high!!"

"Dear Slut, Sorry, but your vagina does not have a Clear History Button like fire fox."

"What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver? He said ""Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"""

"The nintendo 64 turned 18 last month Which means you can now legally blow the cartridges"

"Girl on Facebook Heyy i have not seen u since high school. Me. It's been a while. Her. Yea been married 6 years now : ) Me. Unfriend"

"What do you call a boring banana? unaPEELING"

"She blindfolded me and said she was going to put heaven on my lips. I asked what kind of pizza it was. I woke up outside with a concussion"

"I was up late last night, trying to figure out why the sun disappeared Then it dawned on me...."

"Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed? He didnt use the main stream"

"What would you get if Harry Potter tried to kill Darth Vader? *A Vader Cadaver*"