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Joke of the Day

"I made a bet with the butcher that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf...... .......He refused as the STEAKS were too high!!"

"My childhood was pretty traumatizing... for my parents."

"Did anyone else hear about the claustrophile? He just came out of the closet recently."

"What do you call a jewish eskimo? A kike!"

"LPT: Play the Game of Thrones theme tune before you have sex if there is a risk of being overheard. Got me and my SO through the recent family stay overs during the festive season."

"If there's Jenny and Lucy, could there be Jenni and Luci? Then wouldn't that make them Jennifer and Lucifer?"

"I ran three miles today. Finally I said, ""Lady take your purse."""

"Facebook says: I know everyone. Google says: I know everything. The ""Internet"" says: Ya'll are nothing without me. Electricity says: Not this game again..."

"adult coping mechanisms: drinking, Netflix, pretending nothing's wrong"

"Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?"