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Joke of the Day
"It's a fact that Hitler's mother was a female so you can blame women for the holocaust"
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"I accidentally sent everyone in my address book a naked picture of myself It cost a fortune in stamps"
"What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray!"
"I have so much money it's kind of gay Because I'm rolling in Bills"
"My boss just informed me that ""It's FRIDAY"" is not a legitimate excuse to start drinking at 8am."
"""You wouldn't like me when I'm angry... Because I always back up my rage with facts and well documented sources"" -The Credible Hulk"
"What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano? Finding a diseased beaver on your organ."
"Ancestry.com will not get a cent of my money until they can tell me which apes I came from."
"I told my friend she should work at a tire shop... She does the best rim-jobs I've ever had."
"New science shows that diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your jeans."