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Joke of the Day
"A man walked into a bar... ...and stayed there my entire childhood."
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"""No!"" -An A to Z guide to parenting."
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"""Sir, you have to stop masturbating"" The nurse said. ""But why?"" The man asked ""Because I can't examine you while you're moving."""
"My new year's resolution... 2K, and 16 extra pixels."
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"The Department of Unfinished Statistics concluded... ... that 7 out of 10."