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Joke of the Day
"Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, and Grub. Trumpton is on."
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"Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it."
"Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car."
"I went to this new doctor, but he was terrible... All he did was suck blood from my neck. Do not go see Dr. Acula. [](/lunalaugh)Credit goes to Mr. Hedberg for this one."
"*pulls shirt back down* I guess I don't understand what a flash mob actually is."
"What type of math is dead? Aerith-matic.."
"Can someone please explain this joke to me ""It shoulds be spelled 'colllllllllllllege cause ive taken far more than 2 L's"" My friend sais L means loses but loses of what"
"You remind me of my little toe Why because I'm so cute and tiny? No, I will probably get drunk later and bang you the coffee table."
"I love my wife And you can too for the low price of $14.99!!!"
"I lost 42 pounds!!! Help me find her before her mother comes back!"