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Joke of the Day
"Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, and Grub. Trumpton is on."
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"Lettuce. Because water should be crunchy."
"Just got back from Sam's Club - got a great new electric piano, 19 pack of BBQ lighters, and a impulse kayak - fuck forgot milk"
"Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school? He was Russian."
"I recently took up meditation..... It beats sitting around doing nothing"
"I let a blind man borrow some money the other day He said he'll pay me back the next time he saw me"
"The only time my car goes 0-100 real fast. Is when it's sitting in broad daylight on a summer day."
"Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs? Because the cow has the utter."
"What did the Olympic size swimming pool say to the kiddie pool? I can't be your friend anymore you're just too shallow!"
"Small children who dress as Batman must be forced to fight crime. To teach them a lesson, about lying"