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Joke of the Day

"Sitting with Grandma at the hospital. She noticed me checking my watch and said, ""Go on Dummy. I know brunch is almost over at the tit bar."""

"What's the difference between a Ferrari and a box of dead babies ? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage."

"What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? It's easy to roast beef..."

"What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup? Cancer. ( )"

"Hezbollah put out a new Moisturiser... 100% Shi'a butter."

"What do Cerial killers drink? milk"

"Due to the economic crisis and ever increasing price of food, the 5 second drop rule has now been increased to 10."

"When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones?"

"They don't set the bar very high in Ireland... It makes the leprechauns angry."

"Opinions are like assholes... Fuck em"