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Joke of the Day

"You know what would be better than Trump 2016? Kony 2016."

"Had an extra four seconds today so I learned how to play the bongos."

"I used to think I was schizophrenic. But then the voices in my head said I was fine."

"My doctor told me that I have syphillis, gonnorhea and chlamydia. On the positive side... HIV."

"It was raining... The man blotting his wet shoes with newspapers, explained, ""These are The Times that dry men's soles."""

"I propose that we abolish marriage and engage in 3 year contracts instead, with the option for renewal."

"I wish my wife was one of those government agents who aren't allowed to talk about what they did at work all day."

"I went to an AA meeting, met a lot of batteries"

"What do you call an old snowman? Water."

"What's Michelle Obama's favorite place on reddit? /r/jokes cause it's all about recycling!"