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Joke of the Day
"Where do flying pigs land? the airpork!"
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"Why did Mozart kill his chicken? Because when he asked the chicken ""Who's the best composer"" the chicken said ""Bach, Bach, Bach"""
"I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off."
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"How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? Two: one to change it and another one to change it back again."
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"Remember when the Backstreet Boys sang 'Show Me the Meaning of Being Lonely' and then we all showed them for the rest of their lives?"
"What kind of light makes the best US president? A blinkin' light"