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Joke of the Day

"some say bill gates named his company after his penis. but Steve jobs named his company after the size of his tumor"

"What's the best part of having sex with a transvestite? Reaching around and imaging you are poking through Old guy at work told me that hahaha"

"When I punish my 16 I don't take away her phone I take away her charger and then I watch the fear in her eyes as her battery dies. It's fun"

"A German joke... ...is no laughing matter"

"My doctor said if I get 1000 upvotes he will perform free LASIK surgery!! Upvote for visibility."

"A doctor tells a man that he has to stop masturbating. The man is surprised and says, ""Why?"" And the doctor says,""Because I'm trying to examine you!"""

"so that's the reason Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry."

"Where does Putin negotiate? The Crimea River"

"My co-worker said he's bleeding out of his ear. ""That time of the month?"" I replied. He's not amused."

"What is the volume of a disk with radius z and height a? Pi * z * z * a"