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Joke of the Day
"Where does Putin negotiate? The Crimea River"
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"They'll find Bigfoot before they find a Smoothie store that's been open for more than 2 years."
"Never in the history of unlimited data plans has someone gone through their significant others phone and gotten happier"
"What do you call a gay couch? A homo-sectional."
"A blind man ... walks into a fish market, pauses and says ""Hello Ladies!"""
"Bernie Sanders The real reason Bernie Sanders went to the hospital because he looked at his poll numbers Berning up. Doctors have said that he must have felt the BERN."
"What did the dinosaur say after the car crash? I'msosaurus"
"isnt it odd how people kill flys just because they're annoying if people killed people for being annoying i would've died like 15 years ago"
"Whats the difference between a refrigerator and a gay man? Refrigerators don't fart when you pull the meat out."
"It's like ""society"" expects you to wear ""different clothes"" every day."