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Joke of the Day
"What is the volume of a disk with radius z and height a? Pi * z * z * a"
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"Keep saying yellow and soon enough It'll sound like you're saying gullible."
"What happens when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat miner."
"I joined a forum for people with Down syndrome. Comments are disabled."
"me: *tries to befriend another human being* another human being: oh, no thank you"
"Have you heard the one about the angry mob? It's a riot."
"Saw @justinbieber on a piece of toast. Am I going to hell?"
"LIES! STOP THE LIES! -My reply to my husband whenever he tells me he's gonna ""repair that""."