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Joke of the Day
"My girl says I'm like a volcano in bed... Dormant"
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"How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They just beat the room for being black. (Just an old one I knew, not sure how common..)"
"I always buy a Get Well Soon card for the couple who invites me to their wedding."
"SB50 Panthers and Broncos coin toss Hillary won the coin toss"
"Walked into a very expensive restaurant, sat down, was handed a menu. Comic Sans. Got up and left. Life is hard."
"To the guy who made the wrong website pun Woops, wrong internet universe"
"Can't believe i actually met a guy named Dick Putinson"
"What do you call a bunch of black children playing in a pile of leaves? raisin bran"
"I became a father late last night. Reddit, what are your best dad jokes?"
"I think Marco Rubio has spine issues. Every time someone says Marco, someone says POLIO"