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Joke of the Day

"Can't believe i actually met a guy named Dick Putinson"

"Dear Stephanie on Facebook, I do not care that you are watching The Breakfast Club. I only want to know what channel it's on."

"What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market? ""Hello Ladies"""

"Made up a classy joke, give me your feedback... I broke up with my clone the other day. Being sincere, I told him ""its not you, its me""."

"What is a cannibal's favorite type of gum? Chick clits."

"What is zero in Roman numerals? Nothing"

"911: whats your emergency Me: Come quick, my son has swallowed a condom*Click 911: whats your emergency Me: It's ok, found another one."

"I like girls how I like my clothes. Whitewashed. Clean and fresh. Hung. Edit: Ninja edit"

"My favorite knock knock joke * knock knock * -whose there? * hapch * -hapch who? * Bless you!"

"What do you call it when you turn into a vampire before being bitten? Premature Edraculation"