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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a bunch of black children playing in a pile of leaves? raisin bran"

"I'd attend church a lot more if, instead of a tiny cracker, the body of Christ was a tiny quesadilla."

"What does a redditor do after his picket fence is installed? He re-posts it."

"Ate a bag of Sun chips and now I need 300 stitches in my mouth"

"You might spend a night in jail for it, but raising a cop's breathalyzer and saying ""Cheers!"" before blowing is both bold and beautiful."

"What would albert einstein's name be if he was blonde? Nobody would know"

"Q: Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording? A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated."

"What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia? A puppy."

"TEACHER: Its report card day Timmy TIMMY: I'm scared to look. TEACHER: Don't worry. It's all B's lol *opens it & gets engulfed by bees*"

"What do you call a C-average student from Texas? Mr. President"