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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bunch of black children playing in a pile of leaves? raisin bran"
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"Don't include me in your ""baby name suggestions"" group text if you're going to ignore my ideas. Pubert is a lovely name for a boy or a girl."
"Being half German and half Jewish has its problems... Every time I walk by an oven I want to push myself in."
"All I want to know is, what idiot named it a zipper...And not a penis flytrap?"
"[leaving store without bag] Cashier: Forgetting something? ""Oh wow, how embarrassing"" *walks back to give her a hug and kiss on the lips*"
"What's the difference between Walk of Life and Washington state? One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states. ^badump ^tssss"
"I didn't want to believe that my Dad was being accused of stealing from his job as a road worker, but when I got home all the signs were there."
"What's up with these people in Pakistan getting stoned to death? What kind of weed are they growing there?"
"Everybody wants to be wanted, except maybe fugitives."
"How can you go broke making Twinkies when two states just legalized marijuana?"