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Joke of the Day

"SB50 Panthers and Broncos coin toss Hillary won the coin toss"

"The elevators are broken & I work on the 17th floor. Pretty sure I'm the first person ever to use the phone in reception to call in sick."

"My girlfriend threw a bottle of Omega 3 capsules at me. It's OK though, I only have super fish oil injuries."

"Why did Berlusconi go to the Costa Concordia? To see the Gash"

"Why do support meetings for premature ejaculation always start on time? Because the members come early."

"Whats the difference between a Pizza and Jew? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven"

"I shot my first turkey today... ..It sure scared the hell out of everyone in the frozen food section"

"Bar joke What has two thumbs an craves a blow job? This guy!"

"A man gets into an argument with his wife... ...and wins."

"A person wearing a 'Snitches Get Stitches Shirt' I walked up to him and asked him where he got it. He said, ""At the local mall"" I beat his ass up."