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Joke of the Day
"To the guy who made the wrong website pun Woops, wrong internet universe"
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"A skeleton walks into a bar.... ...asks for a pint and a mop."
"Why was 9/11 the worst day in American history? Because on the 9th November Donald Trump was elected president"
"im the funny guy that shouts ""remix!"" every time a cd skips, buy my stand up comedy digital download online at my web site"
"What is robin going to get for Christmas? An oviposition set"
"I used to know a guy who shaved around six or seven times a day and still had a beard at the end of the day He was a Barber."
"""My eyes are down there!"" - Large-breasted blind woman pointing to her service dog."
"I get so pissed off when the 'Dawson's Creek' theme song doesn't suddenly play in the background while I'm having a magical moment."
"Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? I thought you said you'd never forget."
"I don't buy my fruit from Chris Brown... because it's always bruised!"