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Joke of the Day
"There are 2 types of people in the world The ones who can count."
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"Who sews really really fast? Tailor Swift"
"*lady shares a wallet photo of her son* *i pull out a 20-part accordion wallet photo set of my dogs*"
"NSFW. What do you get when you mix a rooster with peanut butter? A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth."
"My uncle, as an oncologist.... ... has a great sense of tumor."
"A man is applying for Australian citizenship when the clerk asks ""Do you have a criminal record?"" ""No"" the man says. ""Is that still required?"""
"What is your favorite one to two line joke? Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!"
"""I always try to go the extra mile for my customers"" - new york's most hated cab driver"
"A favorite at parties To a large group: ""What do you say to a man with a one inch penis?"" ""How's it going, [name of group member]?"""
"I just got a photo from a speeding camera through the mail... I just got a photo from a speeding camera through the mail. I sent it right back way too expensive and really bad quality."