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Joke of the Day

"Two types of people that irritate me: 1. A drunk person when I'm sober. 2. A sober person when I'm drunk."

"Do you like my new baby sister ? The stalk bought her. Hmm it looks as if the stalk dropped her on her head."

"What do you call a farting fatass? Gas giant."

"How long does it take to burn a candle down ? About a wick !"

"So I was feeling down the other day... My friend wanted to cheer me up, so he told me 10 jokes to make me feel better. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did."

"Life is life, Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium."

"No need to worry if your parachute don't unfold... ... You'll have the rest of your life to fix it."

"Native Americans are all pissed that we took their land when they were here first... ..but we made reservations."

"I think that laziest animals must be the animals in the seas. There is Sawshark, Hammerheadshark, Electric eel. Still not a single one house completed."

"Me and my friends started a band called 1,023 Megabytes... We haven't gotten a gig yet."