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Joke of the Day

"Math teacher joke Why do math teachers never get constipated? Because they always work problems out with a pencil."

"What's the difference between a take-out dinner and a make-out session? How can you take something out you've never put in?"

"I have a friend who has a strange obsession with ceilings. I guess you could say he's a ceiling fan."

"A new Michael Jackson album was released this week and it contains a track titled ""Do You Know Where Your Children Are?"" Even worse, the next song is called, ""Can You Give Me Directions?"""

"You're a party girl until your looks deteriorate. Then you're just a drug addict."

"There are 0000 0010 people in the world..... Those who get it, and those who dont"

"A Muslim woman said she likes her mem like she likes her cottage cheese Large kurd"

"What's a 12 year old boy's favorite romantic comedy? PS4, I Love You"

"Wanna know why reddit sucks?"

"I am a dyslexic AMA fighter, MMA"