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Joke of the Day

"What's a 12 year old boy's favorite romantic comedy? PS4, I Love You"

"In first grade when I'd tell my parents what I learned in class and they'd act amazed, I'd think ""Shouldn't you know this shit already?"""

"Q: What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn? A: Get off."

"What's a pirates favorite letter? You thought it would be 'R' but all pirates love the 'C'."

"Life is sexually transmitted."

"How do you throw a party in Nigeria? You stick a piece of bread to the ceiling"

"[first time having sex] Me: are u sure u aren't too drunk? Couch cushion: ...."

"When ppl I know try to explain a problem they're having w/ someone I don't know, I think, ""when I get home I'm going to eat food & watch TV"""

"If I could have dinner with anyone, alive or dead, no question, I would want to be alive."

"Why is Paris the city of love? Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit"