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Joke of the Day

"A waiter walks up to a table full of Jewish women dining And says ""ladies, is anything ok?"""

"Hillary's so crooked... she needs a Kaine for support."

"Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery? They had no leads."

"Why is Jesus so rich? Because Jesus saves."

"That's it, I'm done dating comedians... I don't want to get lol'd into a false sense of security again."

"The story of Snow White teaches us something very important: NEVER eat fruit."

"Boy: What's black slimy with hairy legs and eyes on stalks? Mom: Eat the cookies and don't worry about what's in the tin."

"They say that endorphins make you happy... and blind orphans make you sad."

"How many animals are in a pair of pantyhose? Well there is 10 little piggies, 2 calves, an ass, a pussy and a dead fish, no one can find."

"There was a fight in the Fish and Chip shop the other day The fish got *battered* and the chip got *a-salted*."