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Joke of the Day

"I have a friend who has a strange obsession with ceilings. I guess you could say he's a ceiling fan."

"What do you call a German rice cake? A reich cake"

"Do you have elections in Japan? Yes, I have one evely molning."

"In Louisville, KY where bars are open till 4 am. Here's my slogan for them: ""Get upchucky in Kentucky."""

"What is the first rule of Woman`s fight club? Never tell anyone what are you so mad about"

"College: Now that you're making tons of money with your degree, please donate back to us every year Me: lol College: lol ikr?"

"I think the Wu Tang clan is a Chinese organized crime family trying to wrestle control of the orange drink market from the ""Sunni D"" family"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!! haha funny fun pun so funny joke haha (upvote this) haha lol =)"

"Why does the swimming pool get laid every night? Because he makes all the ladies wet."

"Investigating Hillary Clinton is like fishing on Discovery Channel ... you catch them, you show them, and you let them go."