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Joke of the Day
"Wanna know why reddit sucks?"
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"Gaining weight from drinking so much water? Drink lighter fluid"
"Our baby's new nickname is Assad... ..because he keeps assaulting us with gas that is definitely in violation of the Chemical Weapons Convention."
"""OH NO PYTHON whew just my nose. OH NO COBRA nope still my nose. OH NO RATTLESNAKE shit, nose. God I can't live like this."" -Elephant"
"Someone with Celiac disease but still eats wheat... Is a gluten for punishment."
"Atheists are missing the boat. Without God you're responsible for your actions."
"What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you racist."
"What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts. My favorite joke of all time."
"I was a bit skeptical when someone told me there were three holes in the ground. Well well well"
"[Trump speaking at rally] I love this country. I love America. I love singing the *looks at smudged writing on hand* Strawbangled Panther"