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Joke of the Day

"Wanna know why reddit sucks?"

"The portrait fell down from the wall, And struck the young man's head. ""A striking likeness!"" was just about all, The rueful punster said."

"As soon as the native american saw snow, he frowned and said I don't like the snow. It's white and it's on my land."

"My religious, conservative upbringing taught me that poor people are lazy and the rich are giving. Real life taught me the opposite."

"I am not a racist but... I am not a racist but you have to agree that Little Cesars' Five dollar piazza is a good buy."

"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? One. We are efficient and don't like humour."

"I know a lot of jokes about unemployed people. But none of them work"

"What's a pigs favorite muscle? The hamstring."

"I just cancelled my gym membership It wasn't working out."

"I was reading the book ""Great Expectations"" by Charles Dickens. It wasn't as good as I hoped it would be."