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Joke of the Day

"A Muslim woman said she likes her mem like she likes her cottage cheese Large kurd"

"The amount of new jokes on this sub is ridiculous today. Just wait 4 years and they will all be reposted."

"whats the difference between jam and jelly? cant jelly my dick in your ass..."

"we need a cold and annoying genius type, who should we cast? [Benedict Cumberbatch claws at the office window] hmmm who to cast? [he meows]"

"Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents named him Sudden Lee."

"I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me to help check her balance, so I pushed her over."

"White people really do look alike, so let's fill up on teriyaki chicken samples by walking laps around the food court."

"SUBWAY EMPLOYEE: What would you like- ME: I'D LIKE TO CREATE A SHOW ABOUT DOGS COOKING PIZZAS SE: -on your sub? ME: PUPPERONI"

"Just burned 2000 calories That's the last time I'll leave brownies in the oven while I nap"

"I'm not saying she faked her orgasm, all I'm saying is my p enis wasn't even in."