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Joke of the Day

"Where would Martin Luther King Jr. be right now if he was white? Alive"

"I recently got a rescue dog, but I'm not real happy with him. When I got lost while hiking, he was no help at all."

"Bikini season is right around the corner...But so is Chipotle"

"Star Wars Episode 7? What's next, Star Wars Episode 8???"

"One for the science guys: Q) How do you make a hormone? A) Don't pay her!"

"A guy is fucking his sister... she says ""it's weird you fuck like dad"" and he answers ""yeah that's what mom said too""."

"Few things in life are more pleasurable than turning off the lights in a public bathroom while people are still inside"

"Too bad Anne Frank never watched Home Alone. It could have been a real game changer."

"Instead of going to Starbucks, I make my own coffee, yell my name out incorrectly, and then light a $5 bill on fire."

"NSFW My friend told me how much she hated sucking dick. I said I've never done it so I can't felate."