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Joke of the Day
"Star Wars Episode 7? What's next, Star Wars Episode 8???"
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"When I hear the term ""Flash Mob"" I think of old Italian gangsters wearing nothing but trench-coats."
"""Hey Ernie do you want some ice cream?"" ""Sherbet."""
"Do brothels do tight arse Tuesday? And is it cheaper or more expensive?"
"You come home early and catch the cat eating with a knife and fork at the table. You stare at each other unsure of the next move."
"Breaking News!: Two teens cut cocks off while high on meth. Back in my day we did not need meth. We would just cut our cocks off."
"I had a muslim only party Last night was a blast"
"Have you heard about the one about suicidal procrastinator He lived a long healthy life."
"What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women."
"A magician walks into a gay bar and disappears with a poof."