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Joke of the Day

"Nic Cage was a straight A highschool student but he slacked off one semester. When he got his report card, he shouted ""Bs! Not the Bs!"""

"How did Hitler like his orange juice? Reposted. No? OK. Concentrated."

"Use the force luke I've run out of lubricant"

"Why did the blind fly starve to death?? Because he couldn't see shit"

"Before listening to your opinions on current events, I'm going to first need to check your DVR recordings for reality TV dating shows."

"Jim: Tim, see if the indicator lights are working... Tim: Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no..."

"I told my 3 year old that Skittles are Care Bear meat and now I have the bag to myself."

"Police Officer: Why were you speeding? Women Driver: I was late for traffic school."

"A vaping vegan walks into a bar Just kidding they're incapable of doing anything remotely cool."

"What do you call a prostitute that is bad at their job? Whorrible."