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Joke of the Day
"One for the science guys: Q) How do you make a hormone? A) Don't pay her!"
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"I hate it when the credit card bills come in and I have to have sex with my husband."
"My ex-girlfriend used to have this strange fetish... She used to enjoy being strangled until she turned blue in the face. It's too bad that I am colorblind."
"Not that I hate you.. But I'll unplug your life support to charge my phone"
"What did the bull say to the green eyed cow? I can't get pasteurize."
"What does a fish say when it hits a wall? Dam"