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Joke of the Day

"A guy is fucking his sister... she says ""it's weird you fuck like dad"" and he answers ""yeah that's what mom said too""."

"A baseball walks into Wimbledon. The announcer yells ""Hey, we don't serve your kind"""

"It blows my mind that people walk around acting like Steve Harvey won't jump out from behind a bush at any moment & murder them."

"The moderator needs a spray bottle. Each time someone interrupts, they could just be like: ""NO! BAD PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE! BAD!! *spray*"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Baron ! Baron who ? Baron mind who you're talking to !"

"What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?"

"Thank you Internet stranger for your honorable proposal of marriage. My folks are so excited. They're asking for Thanksgiving and Easter."

"I made a movie about premature ejaculation. But it came out too soon."

"I always give 100% Which is why I was sacked from being an exam marker."

"Skyped my dad today and had a great conversation with his forehead and nose hairs..."