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Joke of the Day

"Saw a post stating ""taking it one day at a time,"" so I responded ""me too. That's how days work."""

"What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories ? A shaggy dogs tale !"

"Whats Lil' Waynes favorite pizza place? Little seizures"

"What do anal sex and spinach have in common If they were forced upon you as a child you wont like them as an adult"

"What did the clone troopers say after they killed Aayla Secura? Bye Felucia"

"I like my sex the way I like my tweets. Forced and meaningless."

"Kinda creepy that my kids got in a screaming match over which one is my favorite since I don't have any kids."

"I want to be important enough to receive a phone call, say one word, hang up and having the end result being something blown up."

"They say: ""keep your friends close and your enemies closer"". The problem is, nowadays you can't tell them apart."

"I'm Indian but not ""able to read sanskrit"" Indian so slow down there Raj, aside from the heart eye emojis I have no idea wtf your DM means."