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Joke of the Day

"A Moment of Silence Let's all spare a few moments of silence for the man who told his wife he was going to China on that Malaysian flight no MH. 370 and now can't come out of his girlfriend's flat."

"To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential."

"Somewhere, a ninja watches ""I Didn't Know I was Pregnant."" An imperceptible smile creeps across his lips. ""Damn right you didn't."""

"When will the hospital equipment arrive? defibrillater"

"I had to use my glasses when playing tennis. Because its a no contact sport."

"What do you call a scary horse? A night-mare."

"When it comes to music..... Nobody beats The Jackson 5. Except for their dad. That guy beat the shit out of those kids."

"I had sex on a camping trip for the first time recently... It was fucking in tents."

"What did one math book say to the other math book? We've got a lot of problems."

"What does a Syrian pirate say? Allah AkbARRR"