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Joke of the Day
"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field"
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"I like my men, like I like my subway A foot long."
"Is there a month between April and June? May be"
"What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk? My zipper."
"What does a Pirate prefer to wear? Doublet or nothing."
"Definition of embarassment The definition of embarassment is when you walk into a wall with a full erection and hit your nose first"
"I like extremes. I want a nerd, but he's gotta be an extreme nerd. Like I don't even want to understand what he's talking about."
"Who steals from the poor and gives to the rich? Robbin' hood"
"What's the difference between a jew and a Canoe? Canoes tip"
"I'm American and I hate it when people say that America is the most ignorant country in the world Personally, I think Europe is the most ignorant country in the world."